Lament for a Bro

It's been a while bro
where you been at?
Thought of you mid keg stand
in an undergrad bar
pre frosh frosh
last sat

I know you've been at the yard
keeping the place down for Rick Ross
showing steelies who the boss
making dough and pushing skids
to btown landscapers and reno kids
but still bro
where you been at?

Coulda used your expertise
at the after party mackin on freshies
needed a wingman to distract fatties
while I sipped brewskies
and worked my Doctor game
on some crazy blonde with huge tits
Made me wonder again bro
where you been at?

Riddle me this Bro-hotep
like a motherfucking sphinx
drinking natty and slaying fools
on some old skool knowledge tip
when bro's bail in a forest
Do they make a sound?

Hope to catch you before the afterlife
Riding chariots of the sun god
into the moon of pussy
Life's too short for wondering
where you been at?